For MEN: How to Have Great Sex A-J

A. NOT KISSING FIRST. Avoiding her lips and divingstraight for the erogenous zones makes her feel likeyou’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’sworth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionatekiss is the ultimate form of foreplay

B. SQUEEZING HER BREAST. Most men act like ahousewife testing a melon for ripeness when they gettheir hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

C. ATTACKING THE CLITORIS. Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side ofthe clitoris.

D. UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY. Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at thewaist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid’s toy.

E. GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.S troking her gently through her panties can be very sexy

F. TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST. A man in sock sand underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

G. GOING TOO FAST. When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she’ll soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

H. CUMMING TOO SOON. Every man’s fear. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes,make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her plea-sure too.

I. ASKING IF SHE HAS CUM. You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don’t know - DONT ASK!

J. PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.